Captain America, Venture, Gitano, and Chicago Mayor, Richard M. Daley, Go To War!

So in 1991 Marvel's Captain America, Venture Stores, Gitano and the city of Chicago put out this comic where a teen athlete is sold drugs by aliens, throws a bean ball, and is subsequently beaten by his classmates while Cap dispenses homespun wisdom. Oh, and there's a coupon for $5 off a Casio keyboard!

You've got your work cut out for you, Captain America: The First Avenger!

Feel free to download the entire debacle in this convenient PDF.

Here's a few samples to whet your appetite:

BTW, hat tip to Mike Lynch for sending this over a few years back! WOO!