So in 1991 Marvel's Captain America, Venture Stores, Gitano and the city of Chicago put out this comic where a teen athlete is sold drugs by aliens, throws a bean ball, and is subsequently beaten by his classmates while Cap dispenses homespun wisdom. Oh, and there's a coupon for $5 off a Casio keyboard!
You've got your work cut out for you, Captain America: The First Avenger!
Here's a few samples to whet your appetite:
BTW, hat tip to Mike Lynch for sending this over a few years back! WOO!