(Man looking into closet says Ruby, sapphire, amethyst... geez! How many slippers does one woman need?! Caption reads Dorothy - The Later Years)
'As your lawyer, every man, woman, and child in the country thinks you're guilty. As your publicist, I gotta tell you - nice work!'
(Woman on phone says 'It's bad enough they're getting married overseas, but the dress is awful and wait until you hear what she wants me to do with my hair!' - Caption below reads 'Bridesmaid of Frankenstein')
'I'm sorry. It's not just that you live in a shoe, you don't know what to do with the children you have!'
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